Wow, it?s like I saw a different movie than everyone else. It was terrible. There were 4 people in the theater, us being 2 of them, and we actually left after 45 minutes it was so bad. Maybe it got better but I doubt it, and if a movie does take that long to redeem itself it isn?t worth it anyway. Dumb site gags of bobbleheads and figurines raising their eyebrows and grinning while Allen and his girlfriend have sex, awkward dialogue, lame plot, the pirates are released convicts who work in a fast-food restaurant with a pirate theme, and we get treated to them arguing over how to make the food and so on. Yeah, funny. The entire pacing is bad, it lags and isn?t funny. Normally directing shouldn?t be obvious, but here it is because it was so bad and clunky. Just a terrible movie all the way around. Save your money, this is pathetically stupid.